tell me where is fancy bred? By brandon dean

[brandon dean]

"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But the traitor moves amongst those within the gate freely, his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For the traitor appears not a traitor; he speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and he wears their face and their arguments, he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. He rots the soul of a nation, he works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, he infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. The traitor is the plague."

Marcus Tullius Cicero, on the Jews

[brandon dean]

Hey guys want to know the secret to my clever wit?

do a youtube search on "the Jerky boys".

My favorite one is mouse call (External Embedding Disabled)

I've been listening to the jerky boys since about 1993.  they're great.

"listen to me sweeheart--this is what I really do: what I really do is I get up on stage and I light myself on fire.  then I take a monkey and I beat him into oblivion in front of the crowd.  the crowd seems to love this."

"I don't know if that's appropriate..."

"oh, it's appropriate."

"you said you burn yourself?"

"oh yes, honey, but don't worry.  I'm only burnt about the face, breast, chest, neck and head area..."   

my favorite jerky boys quote of all time:

"I'll work circles around you--I'll wrap your fuckin head in with a ratchet!"

 

[brandon dean]

"The early Christians were a secret society because Roman authorities considered them from the start to be dangerous to imperial rule."

---William Cooper, from Behold A Pale Horse

[Raven]

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too.

Anon.

[Raven]

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Anonymous

[Raven]

"It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up your ass".

Feddler Von Schtickle

[Raven]

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
-- Elayne Boosler

[Raven]

When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
William Blake

[Hunter]

Any firearm can defeat body armor; It's called a Head Shot.

KoWboY

[brandon dean]

"I, like the arch-fiend, bore a hell within me, and finding myself unsympathized with, wished to tear up the trees, spread havoc and destruction around me, and then to have sat down and enjoyed the ruin."

--Mary Shelley, from Frankenstein