Somebody’s getting no head tonight.
Source: ericsaysfuckyou
Is the United States now a banana republic? Ask the International Monetary Fund. They’ll tell you. (And note the Chinese spam posted in the comments. Perfect capper.)
“In a nutshell, it’s the $1 Billion that Sandy Weill extracted from Citigroup as its former CEO and Chairman that’s the problem; it’s the $42 million condo he bought that’s depriving 140 other people from having $300,000 to buy a home ready to go into foreclosure for want of a buyer. It’s the hundreds of millions Weill is throwing around to plaster his name and his wife’s name on buildings that could be in the hands of 10,000 consumers going out to buy Chrysler and GM cars now gathering dust on the lots of dealers about to go bust.”
All this gloom and doom.
And which automaker is actually doing better, in the midst of meltdown?
Rolls-Royce, of course.
Here’s another heartwarming story about the Big Apple. Happy fun smile.
“Jamaican doctors were prompted to issue a warning on the dangers of daggering when presented with a range of fractured penises caused by rough intercourse.”
Steve Ballmer is no different than any other filthy-rich captain-of-industry-prick: if the administration threatens to increase corporate taxes, Blob-Man’s response is to threaten to move overseas. So classic.
Visit friendly Israel! Go out for a drink, and watch Israelis curse at America!
Finally…..I give you the greatest black-metal video ever made,
courtesy of the “Black Satans”. They look so happy!
HAHAHA !! I am a nurse and took care of a guy with a fractured penis. I had to get a straight face before I could go in the room to admit him to the floor.
As I went in I could see a large mass of gauze, standing up, in the center of a naked man. I nearly hit the floor laughing…the guy whimpered and said, “Dont make me laugh, dang you, it makes me hurt worse.”
I am a trained neuro and trauma nurse, and for the first time in my career I had no clue what to do for my patient, except to laugh.